The Weekly Journal

Executive report


Dear fellow citizens,

The past couple weeks has witnessed the expansion of the common cold in the rural and urban regions of the country. The Communist Party of China and the Ministry of Health are working together to curb the spread of the virus, at the same time preserving the populace's fundamental family values.

The countries elaborate infrastructure facilitates communication to urban and rural regions. Both heavily populated areas and secluded villages will be provided with basic sanitary resources. In addition, the Ministry of Health with support from the scientific community will be conducting sample testing to assess the origin and evolution of the disease, and the most effective medicinal solutions. The central government will communicate with the entire populace on an immediate basis, thus providing up to date information on the relevant state of the virus.

As president of the Communist Party of China, I guarantee that our government is doing everything in its power to relieve the spread and exposure to the common cold. However, it is pivotal that the public exploit their individual resources by implementing proper hygienic practices. These processes include, but are not limited to:

-Hand washing

-Getting sufficient sleep

-Covering your nose

-Staying hydrated

Promoting proper hygienic practices amongst families is the most efficient way to prevent infection and/or reduce the spread.

Thank you for your attention,

President Hu-Jintao