Readers, we here at The Weekly Journal have just received an urgent communique from Chinese President Hu Jintao himself. We have been instructed to pass the message on to you, our readers around the world, without delay. Here is that message.:
My loved citizens of China,
As you know, our country, and the rest of the world, is in the midst of an unimaginable reformation. The past couple weeks has solidified the end of an era in China’s history and brought forth the underpinnings of a revolutionary, highly advanced breed of life that will surely guarantee the advancement and preservation of our civilization amidst the current turmoil.
Click here to download the Communist Party of China's great plan, Operation Jiang Shi.
In this document you will read:
- A personal message from me, President Hu Jintao
- China's Population Crisis Solved!
- Super Flu Sweeps Nation
- Operation Jiang Shi
- How Becoming a Vampire Changed My Life
- Director Cai Hong's Scientific Report
- Ten Reasons Why Being a Vamp Beats All
Thank you for your time, and as I have already made clear, I desire everyone’s full cooperation with Operation Jiang Shi.
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